WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS...

Too Much Fun on New Year's Eve

2011-12-31T10:48:00.002-05:00

When Someone has the DIRT on you

2011-12-07T10:42:00.000-05:00

Nancy Pelosis has some "DIRT" on Newt Gingrich.

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Then just get some help from The Donald.

(Donald Trump and the making of a President humor)

Maybe a Mini Pig will make you feel Better?

2011-11-29T09:16:00.002-05:00

Justin Bieber Beats Kim Kardashian

2011-11-29T09:14:00.000-05:00

JUST TRY HARDER!

Get a Puppy

2011-09-15T07:39:00.002-04:00

Like the Incredible American Debt

2011-07-28T09:15:00.002-04:00

Just keep spending and HOPE it goes away!
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Get a Wendi Deng like Rupert Murdock

2011-07-23T11:54:00.001-04:00

If you don't like pie in your face...

Rupert Murdock

2011-07-14T10:53:00.002-04:00

When life hands Rupert Murdock lemons,

he just buys or 'hacks' his way out!

Learn to get Along!

2011-04-20T05:44:00.000-04:00

Make Watermelons like Heidi Montag

2010-12-07T06:44:00.000-05:00

Heidi Montag --click here - - Before and After

World Cup 2010 Agony for Brazil and Argentina Ecstasy for Holland and Germany

2010-07-03T15:00:00.001-04:00

Can't feel as bad as fans and players from Argentina and Brazil
World Cup 2010 Agony for Brazil and Argentina Ecstasy for Holland and Germany

2010-06-29T15:39:00.002-04:00

Be a Carrot!

Inspirational Email Forward, Carrots, Eggs and Coffee

More Jokes about England at the 2010 World Cup

2010-06-29T08:26:00.001-04:00

At least you weren't on the English Soccer team at the 2010 World Cup. Poor Guys!

More Jokes about England at the 2010 World Cup

Jokes about France Terrible 2010 World Cup Performance and Actions

2010-06-23T14:01:00.000-04:00

Jokes about France's Terrible 2010 World Cup Performance and Actions

The Cat in The Hat On Aging

2010-06-22T11:57:00.000-04:00

The Cat in The Hat On Aging

Dog Stuck in Tree Funny picture / poster

2010-06-22T11:54:00.001-04:00

Could be you!

Dog Stuck in Tree Funny picture / poster

BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY.

2010-06-16T14:12:00.001-04:00

Think about how this lawyer Feels. No Sympathy for Him!

BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY.

Robert Green Football Jokes 2010 World Cup Poor Guy!

2010-06-15T16:23:00.008-04:00

Consider yourself lucky that you weren't "handed" a soccer ball like Robert Green!!!
Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. But he got fired because he couldn't make any stops.

* Why is Robert Green like ITV HD? They both switch off at the crucial moment.

* Yesterday at London Zoo one of the staff let a a Central American monkey slip out of his grasp. So Robert Green's not the only English keeper to drop a Howler.

* What does Robert Green do after winning the World Cup? Drops his controller.

* Robert Green has just been refused a Savings Account in his Local Bank

* At least that's one British spillage the Americans won't be moaning about...

* All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand...In fact they're crossing the line

* Kermit was right: It's not easy being Green.

* The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it.

* Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.

* My computer's got the Robert Green virus. It can't save anything.

Robert Green Football Jokes 2010 World Cup Poor Guy!

Stress and How to Handle It - Excellent Advice

2010-06-08T17:28:00.001-04:00

Consider the following great wisdom and advice:

Stress and How to Handle It Excellent Advice

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Time is hard on all of Us!

2010-06-08T17:04:00.002-04:00

Take a look at these pictures and you should feel better!

Time is hard on all of Us!

Spanish Players will get huge bonuses if successful at the World Cup In South Africa

2010-06-08T12:03:00.002-04:00

Spanish Players will get huge bonuses if successful at the World Cup In South Africa

Think about these poor football players!!

G20 Fake Lake Belly Flop 10 cm isn’t deep enough!

2010-06-08T10:25:00.000-04:00

G20 Fake Lake:CLICK HERE

Think about what happened to her!!!

2010-06-06T16:44:00.001-04:00

Do you remember this star and the movie?

I clean the toilet!

2010-05-23T18:33:00.000-04:00

"Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper?"

"I just go and clean the toilet."

"How does that help?"

"I use your tooth brush!"

and that's when the fight started...

It's minus 21 with the windchill, today! Got a nice fire going in the woodstove.

2010-05-23T06:41:00.001-04:00

It’s minus 21 with the windchill, today! Got a nice fire going in the woodstove.

Hope they are running out of Instructors!

2010-05-23T06:39:00.000-04:00

Hope they are running out of Instructors!

Can't be as bad as what Maxine got for Mother's Day! What a Gift!

2010-05-08T12:16:00.000-04:00

Would you rather eat dirt or lemons?

2010-05-07T06:39:00.002-04:00

I'd rather have lemons than his nuts. Ouch!

2010-05-07T06:38:00.000-04:00

You may be lucky compared to him!?

2010-04-30T15:51:00.001-04:00

Too much! Funny Fail Picture

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Get a great massage and forget about it!

2010-04-26T06:37:00.004-04:00

What do you do when you're not even handed lemons!

2010-04-19T01:04:00.000-04:00

I wonder how the marmot feels?

2010-04-16T17:15:00.000-04:00

A yellow-bellied marmot pokes his head through the asphalt in Montana

Lemons or this????

2010-04-13T21:39:00.002-04:00

Consider how he will feel!

2010-04-13T21:38:00.002-04:00

Consider how this photographer feels!

2010-04-06T07:23:00.000-04:00

What about this bad luck?

2010-04-05T07:23:00.000-04:00

Bad luck

If you always expect the usual you will never be disappointed!

Ask For...

2010-03-30T20:45:00.003-04:00

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!

Can't be much worse than this!

2010-03-29T08:31:00.001-04:00

Kansas Loss to Northern Iowa -One of the biggest Upsets in March madness History!

2010-03-21T15:10:00.002-04:00

Think about this huge March Madness Upset. Northern Iowa Upsets Kansas

2010-03-20T20:27:00.001-04:00

Farokhmanesh Seals Upset Win

Think about the players, fans, coach, parents. They'll remember this loss for the rest of their lives.

On the other hand, the Northern Iowa fans, players, coach, parents will remember this great win for the rest of their lives. I guess it all evens out!!!

Think about this poor mouse. RUN!!!

2010-03-19T14:14:00.002-04:00

Consider Tiger Wood's Wife!

2010-03-14T15:33:00.000-04:00

Screen grab of the official South Park homepage, showing a trailer of the Tiger Woods episode. Tiger Woods, whose marital infidelity led to a firestorm of criticism, will be featured in next week’s season-opening episode of the “South Park”

Should be an incredible show!

How do you think THUNDEROUS feels?

2010-03-13T11:56:00.003-05:00

Not your normal lightning rod

A Croatian man has admitted that he has not gone outside when it’s thundering for three years since lightning struck his penis.
Zoran Jurkovic of Vukovar was hit by lightning on his penis while riding his bicycle near the village of Perkovici during a thunderstorm in 2007, the Croatian Times reports.
Jurkovic, who friends have nicknamed “Thunderous,” was hit by thousands of volts that melted his bike. The rubber tires saved his life, doctors said.
To get back at his friends for their teasing, Jurkovic tells them his lightning-struck penis now has extraordinary abilities. In actuality, he says he just happy it’s functioning properly.
Jurkovic lives with his mother and is not married. (What a shock)
No stealing this guy’s thunder.

Think about this guy!

2010-03-12T10:20:00.000-05:00

Does anyone have a job worse than this???

I'd rather have lemons than do what these guys do for a living!

2010-03-11T15:45:00.000-05:00

When Life Hands You lemons...

2010-03-11T10:47:00.002-05:00

Think about what life handed this lady!!!!

2010-03-11T05:42:00.000-05:00

When life hands you lemons what do you do?
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Think about Poor Bill Gates!

2010-03-11T05:40:00.001-05:00

Bill Gates no longer world's richest man

For the third time in three years, the world has a new richest man.

Riding surging prices of his various telecom holdings, including giant mobile outfit America Movil, Mexican tycoon Carlo Slim Helu has beaten out Americans Bill Gates and Warren Buffett to become the wealthiest person on earth and nab the top spot on the 2010 Forbes list of the World's Billionaires.

Slim's fortune has swelled to an estimated US$53.5 billion, up $18.5 billion in 12 months. Shares of America Movil, of which Slim owns a $23 billion stake, were up 35% in a year.

What would you do?
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Think about what could happen here!

2010-03-10T19:56:00.001-05:00

What should we do?
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The Lemon Law

2010-03-10T18:20:00.000-05:00

The Lemon Law was created to protect consumers who have purchased a new automobile that turns out to be defective. The lemon law as written allows an individual to return a defective automobile that has met a certain criteria. That criteria pertains to the amount of time the automobile has been unusable due to defects along with the amount and variety of problems the individual is experiencing with the vehicle.
Although the lemon law is quite clear it is often difficult to get the automobile dealer to take the vehicle back and return the individuals money. There are attorneys who specialize in lemon law cases. If an individual feels they have a "lemon" and is unable to reach a satisfactory resolution with the automobile dealer it may be necessary to contact one of these attorneys. The attorneys on this page specialize in the Lemon Law and can help you with your grievance.

What should we do?
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Make your kitty a helmet like this guy did with a lime!

2010-03-10T18:06:00.000-05:00