When Life Hands You Lemons...Make your kitty a helmet like this guy did with a lime!

When Life Hands You Lemons...Make your kitty a helmet like this guy did with a lime!

Tuesday

Robert Green Football Jokes 2010 World Cup Poor Guy!







Consider yourself lucky that you weren't "handed" a soccer ball like Robert Green!!!
Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. But he got fired because he couldn't make any stops.
* Why is Robert Green like ITV HD? They both switch off at the crucial moment.
* Yesterday at London Zoo one of the staff let a a Central American monkey slip out of his grasp. So Robert Green's not the only English keeper to drop a Howler.
* What does Robert Green do after winning the World Cup? Drops his controller.
* Robert Green has just been refused a Savings Account in his Local Bank
* At least that's one British spillage the Americans won't be moaning about...
* All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand...In fact they're crossing the line
* Kermit was right: It's not easy being Green.
* The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it.
* Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.
* My computer's got the Robert Green virus. It can't save anything.


Robert Green Football Jokes 2010 World Cup Poor Guy!

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Stress and How to Handle It - Excellent Advice

Consider the following great wisdom and advice:


Stress and How to Handle It Excellent Advice

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Time is hard on all of Us!

Take a look at these pictures and you should feel better!


Time is hard on all of Us!

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Spanish Players will get huge bonuses if successful at the World Cup In South Africa

Spanish Players will get huge bonuses if successful at the World Cup In South Africa

Think about these poor football players!!

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G20 Fake Lake Belly Flop 10 cm isn’t deep enough!

G20 Fake Lake:CLICK HERE

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Friday

I wonder how the marmot feels?

Week in Wildlife: Yellow-bellied marmot, Montana, America - Mar 2010
A yellow-bellied marmot pokes his head through the asphalt in Montana

Monday

What about this bad luck?


Bad luck
If you always expect the usual you will never be disappointed!

Tuesday

Ask For...




When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!

Saturday

Think about this huge March Madness Upset. Northern Iowa Upsets Kansas


Farokhmanesh Seals Upset Win


Think about the players, fans, coach, parents. They'll remember this loss for the rest of their lives.

On the other hand, the Northern Iowa fans, players, coach, parents will remember this great win for the rest of their lives. I guess it all evens out!!!


Sunday

Consider Tiger Wood's Wife!


Screen grab of the official South Park homepage, showing a trailer of the Tiger Woods episode. Tiger Woods, whose marital infidelity led to a firestorm of criticism, will be featured in next week’s season-opening episode of the “South Park”


Tiger woods South Park

Should be an incredible show!

Saturday

How do you think THUNDEROUS feels?

Not your normal lightning rod


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A Croatian man has admitted that he has not gone outside when it’s thundering for three years since lightning struck his penis.
Zoran Jurkovic of Vukovar was hit by lightning on his penis while riding his bicycle near the village of Perkovici during a thunderstorm in 2007, the  Croatian Times reports.
Jurkovic, who friends have nicknamed “Thunderous,” was hit by thousands of volts that melted his bike. The rubber tires saved his life, doctors said.
To get back at his friends for their teasing, Jurkovic tells them his lightning-struck penis now has extraordinary abilities. In actuality, he says he just happy it’s functioning properly.
Jurkovic lives with his mother and is not married. (What a shock)
No stealing this guy’s thunder.

Thursday

I'd rather have lemons than do what these guys do for a living!

When Life Hands You lemons...

Think about what life handed this lady!!!!




When life hands you lemons what do you do?
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Think about Poor Bill Gates!


Bill Gates no longer world's richest man




For the third time in three years, the world has a new richest man. 

Riding surging prices of his various telecom holdings, including giant mobile outfit America Movil, Mexican tycoon Carlo Slim Helu has beaten out Americans Bill Gates and Warren Buffett to become the wealthiest person on earth and nab the top spot on the 2010 Forbes list of the World's Billionaires. 

Slim's fortune has swelled to an estimated US$53.5 billion, up $18.5 billion in 12 months. Shares of America Movil, of which Slim owns a $23 billion stake, were up 35% in a year.



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Wednesday

Think about what could happen here!


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The Lemon Law



The Lemon Law was created to protect consumers who have purchased a new automobile that turns out to be defective. The lemon law as written allows an individual to return a defective automobile that has met a certain criteria. That criteria pertains to the amount of time the automobile has been unusable due to defects along with the amount and variety of problems the individual is experiencing with the vehicle.
Although the lemon law is quite clear it is often difficult to get the automobile dealer to take the vehicle back and return the individuals money. There are attorneys who specialize in lemon law cases. If an individual feels they have a "lemon" and is unable to reach a satisfactory resolution with the automobile dealer it may be necessary to contact one of these attorneys. The attorneys on this page specialize in the Lemon Law and can help you with your grievance.


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Make your kitty a helmet like this guy did with a lime!



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